So yeah, when I was a kid, when I was 16, 17, I'd come home from high school, and my dad collected all of Barbra Streisand's records. And she was very young then. I think she probably had three records out, and she was 21, and we had them all. And I knew every single song, every breath, every elision, every swell. And I sang along to it.

All an actor has is their blind faith that they are who they say they are today, in any scene.

I think the most liberating thing I did early on was to free myself from any concern with my looks as they pertained to my work.

It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.

I guess a normal woman would find it extremely enjoyable to wear fancy clothes. For me, I didn't enjoy it. It felt like a straight jacket.

When your kids come home, they don't necessarily want to talk to you. They just want to know you're standing there, ready to talk.

I wonder which of the megaton bombs Jesus, our President's personal savior, would have personally dropped on the sleeping families of Baghdad?