Well my favorite is really really sharp, extra sharp, aged cheddar cheese.

It is well that the earth is round that we do not see too far ahead.

You have been told that Real Life is not like college, and you have been correctly informed. Real Life is more like high school.

I do think sometimes when scrolling through the TV and there's something on and I look at it and I think oh, my god. I thought I was fat? What is my problem?

First I'm going to thank Don because when you thank your husband at the end of the speech they play him out with the music and I want him to know that everything I value most in our lives you've given me.

For young women, I would say don't worry so much about your weight. Girls spend way too much time thinking about that, and there are better things. For young men, and women, too, what makes you different or weird-that's your strength. Everyone tries to look a cookie-cutter kind of way, and actually the people who look different are the ones who get picked up. I used to hate my nose. Now I don't. It's OK.

All that attention to the perfect lighting, the perfect this, the perfect that, I find terribly annoying.