Im at that point in my life where I definitely want to get married soon. Ive got my dogs as surrogates, but Im ready for kids.

It's great that I get accused of not being politically correct. People need to take themselves less seriously. This world is so screwed up as it is, we've all got to relax a bit more.

For me, the great joy is to watch an audience watching what I've made. To hear not a peep from the audience at the right moment, and then to hear the laughs and the cheers.

The press don't like to say nice things because nice is boring. It's much better to label me the devil. What we do is not brain surgery. We are entertainers, plain and simple, and we're responsible to bring that money back, to make a profit.

I go out there to win. People don't care if you die in this business. The only way I get back is with success.

Fast cars are my only vice.

I make movies for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime.