If we have to get married and have a million babies, I hope our relationship will be built on mutual disgust and an endless barrage of ridicule and insults. It feels like the only thing I can count on right now. I don’t want something dumb like respect and affection getting in the way.

Are you familiar with that play? In fact, we're almost living it!

Don't duh me!" Puck snapped. "Trying to figure out what you're thinking from one day to the next takes more brains than I have." Well, maybe you should stop. I'd hate to burn out that little peanut in your head.

Please, don't hate me because I am beautiful.

I'm soooooo telling." Puck stood behind her. "You two disobeyed your parents! I'm both shocked and really impressed.

He turned into a rhinocerous," Ms. Smirt said. "He does that," Sabrina said.

I mean, if you could have a wizard grant a wish, would you waste it on going to Kansas?