I mean, if you could have a wizard grant a wish, would you waste it on going to Kansas?

..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was different

Mirror sighed. "I believe everyone deserves a happily ever after. But I think that happy endings don't just happen by accident- you can't wait for one. You have to make them happen.

If you want a happy ending you have to go out and take it.

That's why crazy people are so dangerous. You think they're nice until they're chaining you up in the garage.

Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake

Are you familiar with that play? In fact, we're almost living it!