If you want a happy ending you have to go out and take it.

He turned into a rhinocerous," Ms. Smirt said. "He does that," Sabrina said.

The night is young, and by the grace of magic, so are we.

The only bad ideas are the ones never tried.

The world is always ruled by a maniac. - Baba Yaga

So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering what you can tell me about puberty." Henry turned pale and stammered. Sabrina wanted to crawl under the table and die.

I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at home with his mom, but he's had a difficult time holding a job. He's worked at Wendy's, Taco Bell, and Burger King, but it all ends the same way- he challenges his manager to combat, takes over the restaurant, and enslaves his coworkers. Then it's back to video games." - Morgan le Fay