So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering what you can tell me about puberty." Henry turned pale and stammered. Sabrina wanted to crawl under the table and die.

How ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything to be a giant goose again.

If only he can get over becoming a NERD.

Don't duh me!" Puck snapped. "Trying to figure out what you're thinking from one day to the next takes more brains than I have." Well, maybe you should stop. I'd hate to burn out that little peanut in your head.

Maybe one of the monsters ate him," Daphne whimpered. "That would be awesome," Puck said. Sabrina flashed him an angry look. "Awesome in a terrible, heartbreakingly tragic way," Puck continued.

When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?

He turned into a rhinocerous," Ms. Smirt said. "He does that," Sabrina said.