You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said. "How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina asked. "Considerably less cool," Puck replied.

The only bad ideas are the ones never tried.

I mean, if you could have a wizard grant a wish, would you waste it on going to Kansas?

That's why crazy people are so dangerous. You think they're nice until they're chaining you up in the garage.

The night is young, and by the grace of magic, so are we.

So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering what you can tell me about puberty." Henry turned pale and stammered. Sabrina wanted to crawl under the table and die.