First of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.

My mum never understood how much I earned. When I told her I earned a million pounds a film, she said, 'How much is that?'

The first thing I'll do if I want to look really crappy is, I don't wear any makeup at all.

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.

You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor. And you can never get in there. So you must have two bathrooms. You really must. I think it's essential.

My circle of friends are not actors at all. None of them are actors, really, because they're are not available. They're always off somewhere.

I don't have any regrets because I'm very optimistic, and live each day as though it's the last.