I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny.
Michael CaineThat to me is what my idea of film acting should be. There shouldn't be any acting. You should just be watching a real person.
Michael CaineFirst of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.
Michael Caine