I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I'm pig-headed.

I am in so many movies that are on TV at 2:00 a.m. that people think I am dead.

When becoming a character, you have to steal. Steal whatever you see. You can even steal from other actors' characterizations; but if you do, only steal from the best.

I don't want to sound like Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells, but I do think there should be some sort of national service for young men.

A lot of people said, Who do you think you are? I told them I know exactly who I am and I'll tell you exactly where I'm going.

Presenting the Oscars was the most nerve-racking job I have ever done in show business. It's very much a live show: they have comedy writers waiting in the wings, and as you come off between presentations, they hand you an appropriate gag to tell.

What a lot of people dont realize about gangs, in my opinion, is that a gang is not there to attack you. Eighty percent of the people in a gang are there to stop anyone from attacking them. You join a gang for protection, not to go out and hit someone.