My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.
Michael CaineI was born Maurice Joseph Micklewhite. Imagine signing that autograph! You'd get a broken arm. So I changed my name to Michael Caine after Humphrey Bogart's 'The Caine Mutiny,' which was playing in the theater across from the telephone booth where I learned that I'd gotten my first TV job.
Michael CaineI'm always slightly envious of people who become extremely rich without anyone knowing who the hell they are, like financiers.
Michael CaineWherever I live, if there isn't a restaurant I want to go to of a certain type, then I open it. That's all. For selfish reasons.
Michael Caine