I don't work very much, and I just sit here waiting for a script that I can't refuse - and I'm not talking about money.

I try to make everyone around me feel comfortable.

Nobody's a criminal to himself. I never play a criminal like a bad person.

Since I was 19, I've had the most fun possible every single day, even when I had a rough life. It was the army which taught me about life, and the theater which taught me how good it could be.

Oh, what a shock. My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award.

What it is is that comedy is underrepresented in every actor's life, because it's so bloody difficult to write. Anyone can write, and then you leave it to special effects to make it look good. But comedy, you've got to do some writing.

Growing up, there was only classical music on BBC Radio. We had to listen to the American Forces Network in Germany, which played pop songs, or the pirate radio boats off the coast.