God willing, even I might scrape a nomination.

Wherever I live, if there isn't a restaurant I want to go to of a certain type, then I open it. That's all. For selfish reasons.

Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas.

If you're a gardener you don't need a gym. [...] You're always carrying large sacks of manure all over.

Hollywood is a cross between a health farm, a recreation center and an insane asylum. It's a company town, and I happen to like the company!

I've made the transition from star to character actor and I'm thoroughly enjoying it.

If I work with a bad actor, my reaction is to immediately become worse than they are.