First of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.
Michael CaineI enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny.
Michael CaineI'm looking for me to disappear, and the acting to disappear, and all you see is a real person.
Michael CaineThe first thing I'll do if I want to look really crappy is, I don't wear any makeup at all.
Michael Caine