If you're blond, as I am, and you have blond lashes, you have to wear mascara, otherwise you're invisible on stage.

My own mentality is that I've retired. They send me these scripts and if I absolutely have to do it, then I go to work.

If you're a gardener you don't need a gym. [...] You're always carrying large sacks of manure all over.

One of the main things about Cockney is, you speak at twice the speed as Americans. Americans speak very slow.

Some men just want to watch the world burn

Obsession is a young man's game, and my only excuse is that I never grew old.

I've had such a great time, I'd like to come back as me - and do it all over again.