Just because I have made a point of never losing my accent it doesn't mean I'm an eel-and-pie yob.

I sit waiting for things that I can't refuse.

If you put someone on screen long enough, they become the hero.

I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.

If I see any injustice done, I have a big enough mouth and the position to open up about it.

I don't think human beings are bad. They're weak. And that's what makes 'em bad.

This is your life, Larry. Learn to enjoy what you've got.