Be patient.Of course it will come. It took me years to get an Oscar.

We can only use British actors because everybody's got to talk exactly the same.

Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.

I just love to go home, no matter where I am, the most luxurious hotel suite in the world, I love to go home.

Things are not quite what they seem always. Don't start me on class, otherwise you'll get a four-hour lecture.

Youre only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

What it is is that comedy is underrepresented in every actor's life, because it's so bloody difficult to write. Anyone can write, and then you leave it to special effects to make it look good. But comedy, you've got to do some writing.