I think I have the secret of a successful L.A. restaurant, especially now that so many Europeans live there. You have to have a place where they can see out the windows, see the world passing by. Europeans fancy that.

I am in so many movies that are on TV at 2:00 a.m. that people think I am dead.

You start pretending to have fun, you might have a little by accident.

Hollywood is a cross between a health farm, a recreation center and an insane asylum. It's a company town, and I happen to like the company!

Oh, what a shock. My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award.

That to me is what my idea of film acting should be. There shouldn't be any acting. You should just be watching a real person.

I don't see myself as anything. I just wander around getting on with my life.