In my opinion, everybody is getting older and older. We have a great deal of dementia because nobody grew old enough to get it.
Michael CaineMy circle of friends are not actors at all. None of them are actors, really, because they're are not available. They're always off somewhere.
Michael CaineThere's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
Michael CaineIf you're a gardener you don't need a gym. [...] You're always carrying large sacks of manure all over.
Michael CaineYou cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor. And you can never get in there. So you must have two bathrooms. You really must. I think it's essential.
Michael Caine