One of the great things with comedy is that there's no such thing as a mediocre comedy; it's either uproarious or crap. That's the problem.

I love the start of autumn when the trees in my garden change the colour of their leaves in one last dazzling display.

I don't like getting up early in the morning and learning all that stuff. I work with offers that I can't refuse.

We should vote for the welfare of the country, not for the welfare of the party.

Obsession is a young man’s game.

I have enough money not to do pictures ever. I'm seventy years old. I don't want to get up at 6:30 in the morning and learn ten pages of dialogue to do with a bunch of creeps I don't like. It's gotta be fun for me.

I don't want to sound like Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells, but I do think there should be some sort of national service for young men.