I'm not stereotypically Canadian. I don't really follow hockey. I don't feel like anything other than myself, basically.

The trick [in comedy] is always to figure out how real you're playing it and how real it's supposed to feel. That's a hard thing to figure out.

I spend most of my time catching up on classic comedy - things you absolutely have to see.

You try to pick good stories, and that's pretty much all the control you have as an actor.

I'm not stereotypically Canadian. I don't really follow hockey. I don't feel like anything other than myself, basically.

Baseball players tend to have something like 20 good years in them and then around their mid-thirties they aren't in the same shape as the young guys in the league and kind of aren't worth as much. Then they retire before 40. And they are left floating adrift in the middle of the ocean.

Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.