I spend most of my time catching up on classic comedy - things you absolutely have to see.

My father works for Xerox and fixes those gigantic copy machines that are about 10 feet wide.

I worry more about something that isn't working rather than something that feels really good. You forget about the good stuff.

I turned down the lead role in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, because that idiot Oliver Stone didn't think the character should play the alto sax.

Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.

Acting is such a weird job.

When you're 18, you escape if you want to. Sixteen, you're still really depending on the people around you. You can't drive, and you can't support yourself. You can't legally be responsible for yourself.