Television has dried up for my generation, so its plays and films.
There were no spells at my school, just a smack in the mouth.
I belong to quite a lot of learned societies. We collect firearms and discuss them at dinners and clubs and things.
I promise myself that I would go and do a play every year.
Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays.
I learn the lines that JK Rowling or whoever writes them, and say them.