I think people hate me pretty much across the board, which is nice.

I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.

With stand-up, you can be as freeform as you want to be. You can say what you want, how you want, at any moment without constraint.

Shuffling really isn't something you should be doing on your deathbed.

I think writing for anybody helps you order your life. It helps you arrange your emotions and your thoughts and it helps to provide perspective.

You have to lead, in the case of a game show, a contestant through the architecture of the show. So there's a lot of rules there, literal and implied, that you have to navigate.

Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.'