I think people hate me pretty much across the board, which is nice.

I thought I'd be living a much more bohemian life and be very poor. I never thought I'd do comedy or be married living in the suburbs. Every time I try to plan my life out it just doesn't come to pass, and I think that's a great experience.

Things you never thought were going to turn into something end up being the most important things in your life. You have to learn to not try to control it.

As a game-show host, what I'm thinking and what I'm experiencing doesn't matter. My opinion doesn't matter. So there's a flattened reality to it. It's fun to do. But it's certainly not myself in totality - or even maybe a little bit.

I think people hate me pretty much across the board, which is nice.

I'm very introverted, so it requires a huge effort for me to put on a smile and extend a hand and accept compliments. I would much rather be insulted than complimented any day.

With stand-up, you can be as freeform as you want to be. You can say what you want, how you want, at any moment without constraint.