I think people hate me pretty much across the board, which is nice.

The global business climate is likewhatever, dude.

Kids love to be silly, they love to laugh, so I think it was natural for my kids to like the sort of books that I write - and it's the only kinds of books I'm capable of writing.

With stand-up, you can be as freeform as you want to be. You can say what you want, how you want, at any moment without constraint.

As a game-show host, what I'm thinking and what I'm experiencing doesn't matter. My opinion doesn't matter. So there's a flattened reality to it. It's fun to do. But it's certainly not myself in totality - or even maybe a little bit.

The things I care about are the most pedestrian things in the world. I care about good ice cream and being a good dad and a decent husband.

The characters that I have on Twitter have very little resemblance to me, the person who's writing them.