I think people hate me pretty much across the board, which is nice.

The global business climate is likewhatever, dude.

I'm trying to teach my children not to cry. That's the big thing. No crying. Because I think we can all agree that crying is, for the most part, for sissies. If my team loses, I'm going to cry. And I'm going to want my kids to see me crying. Not because I think sports are so important, but because I bet so much money on the game that we'll probably lose the house if my team doesn't win. That's something to cry about.

With stand-up, you can be as freeform as you want to be. You can say what you want, how you want, at any moment without constraint.

Kids love to be silly, they love to laugh, so I think it was natural for my kids to like the sort of books that I write - and it's the only kinds of books I'm capable of writing.

My goal is to work. That's the goal of most actors or performers: to work and keep working, and do the best you can, and keep growing and changing, trying to improve your craft.

I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be normal human being.