My fear is if I expose myself, not so much that I'll be hurt, but that the reaction will be "Is that all there is? Is that the entirety of you? Because it's boring."
Michael Ian BlackYou can't write a children's book that takes more than five or six minutes to read, because it will drive the parents batty. It has to be compact. Nobody thinks about the parents when they write these stupid books. I could write longer children's books, but it would actually be bad if I did.
Michael Ian BlackI hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.
Michael Ian BlackThat's been my fear all along. That I'm not enough, and I still don't trust at all that I am.
Michael Ian Black