Lordy, lordy, lordy do I love money. It is a character flaw, no doubt, one that springs from a panicked childhood in which I always felt as if our family was only a couple missed child support payments from being tossed onto the pitiless streets of our suburban New Jersey town.

All my friends were girls. Then my mom's strident feminism for years where men were thought of as the enemy, I just didn't know what the right way to be a man was.

Things you never thought were going to turn into something end up being the most important things in your life. You have to learn to not try to control it.

It doesn't matter what you're chasing, when you get there you're gonna be like, "Oh, is this all? It kind of sucks."

I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.

I think people hate me pretty much across the board, which is nice.

I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.