All my friends were girls. Then my mom's strident feminism for years where men were thought of as the enemy, I just didn't know what the right way to be a man was.

Shuffling really isn't something you should be doing on your deathbed.

Things you never thought were going to turn into something end up being the most important things in your life. You have to learn to not try to control it.

The things I care about are the most pedestrian things in the world. I care about good ice cream and being a good dad and a decent husband.

My fear is if I expose myself, not so much that I'll be hurt, but that the reaction will be "Is that all there is? Is that the entirety of you? Because it's boring."

I imagine there's a level of narcissism that goes into thinking you're enough.

The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months...and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.