I was one of the first 18-year-olds in the United States elected to public office right after 18-year-olds got the right to vote back in the early '70s. I ran for the Board of Education.

400 obscenely rich people, most of whom benefited in some way from the multi-trillion dollar taxpayer "bailout" of 2008, now have as much loot, stock and property as the assets of 155 million Americans combined.

I don't support the troops, America, and neither do you.

The majority of Americans, the ones who never elected George W. Bush, are not fooled by his weapons of mass distraction.

How can there be inaccuracy in comedy?

As a quiet salute to Beavis and Butthead, I held up my index finger and thumb in an "L"-the international sign for loser.

There's nothing pure about capitalism.