I voted for the black guy, and what we got was the white guy

Somehow, I don't think Jesus came to Earth to ring the bell at the New York Stock Exchange.

I don't believe that the Bush Administration had something to do with September 11th. I do believe that there were a lot of warning signals, but I don't think they were ignored on purpose - Bush just wanted to go to the ranch for a month.

I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants.

Part of my job is to read the paper, watch C-Span and show things that haven't been shown or were buried.

'Champagne' and 'breathmint' are the first two words all Oscar winners hear.

The days of using my name as a pejorative are now over. The right wing turned me into an accidental spokesperson for the liberal, majority agenda.