Hope for the best is what we do, right from the moment we're born.

You can't debate satire. Either you get it or you don't.

Everybody gets sick; everybody has had a problem with insurance or the prescription drugs they're supposed to be taking or an elderly parent who needs care.

[Librarians] are subversive. You think they're just sitting there at the desk, all quiet and everything. They're like plotting the revolution, man. I wouldn't mess with them.

Under Reagan came the idea of putting your pension plan in the stock market, which wasn't a guaranteed pension.

How about that McDonald's two blocks from Ground Zero? That's killed more people than the 19 hijackers.

I want us all to face our fears and stop behaving like our goal in life is to merely survive. "Surviving" is for wimps and game show contestants stranded in the jungle or on a desert island. You are not stranded. You own the store....You deserve better.