I may be preaching to the choir, but the choir needs a good song.

One day there'll be no need for me. I'm actually hoping to put myself out of business.

I never know why these people talk to me. I would not talk to me.

The 'fiscal cliff' is a ruse, an invention by the right and the rich, to try and keep their huge tax breaks.

Hey, here's a way to stop suicide bombings - give the Palestinians a bunch of missile-firing Apache helicopters and let them and the Israelis go at each other head to head. Four billion dollars a year to Israel - four billion dollars a year to the Palestinians - they can just blow each other up and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

15 of the 19 [September 11th] hijackers were from Saudi Arabia.

I'm not a pundit. I'm not an analyst. I don't want to participate in the existing debate that's going on about whether or not you should be able to have as many guns as you want to have or that guns are even the problem.