Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.

Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.

Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.

Amazing products, cats. And real simple to manufacture.

Life is one big minefield, and the only place that isn't a minefield is the place they make the mines.

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

You only live once and, usually, not even then.