It began as this desire to do this science fiction movie about perhaps one of the last insects left that nobody's done anything on, which is the cockroach - and truly one of the most frightening insects.

I don’t think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen’s head to explode.

You only live once and, usually, not even then.

Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.

Living well and ripping your enemy's still-beating heart out with your bare hands is the best revenge.

If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from

Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.