I got my first lifetime achievement award years ago, and I was very excited, but then I got a sense of: Well, can one get a second lifetime award?

You can't get a suit of armour and a rubber chicken just like that. You have to plan ahead.

I want people to know there is more to Somalia than looting and piracy.

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more-no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Once the travel bug bites, there is no known antidote.

One of the most important days of my life was when I learned to ride a bicycle.

My parents have been married forty-two years. I wonder how many of those were happy.