There is barely a country in the world where you will be completely safe.

I am certainly more interested in interviewing than being interviewed. Sometimes you find yourself attacked from the start.

Please don't ask which I enjoy more - acting or hosting - because I love them equally.

One of the most important days of my life was when I learned to ride a bicycle.

It was a strange feeling going into a church I did not know for a service that I did not really believe in, but once inside I couldn't help a feeling of warmth and security. Outside there were wars and road accidents and murders, striptease clubs and battered babies and frayed tempers and unhappy marriages and people contemplating suicide and bad jokes, but once in St. Martin's there was peace. Surely people go to church not to involve themselves in the world's problems but to escape from them.

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more-no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.