A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.

Don't eat any foods you've ever seen advertised on television.

There is nothing wrong with special occasion foods, as long as every day is not a special occasion.

The larger meaning here is that mainstream journalists simply cannot talk about things that the two parties agree on; this is the black hole of American politics.

America ships tons of sugar cookies to Denmark and Denmark ships tons of sugar cookies to America. Wouldn't it be more efficient just to swap recipes?

Don't eat breakfast cereals that change the color of your milk.

If you're cooking food, you don't have to count calories.