Sometimes you've got to just commit to the idea and press forward and trust that you made the right decision.

There's going to be a lot of people that don't like you, and there's nothing you can do about it. Instead of trying to win them over one by one, you need to do things that are getting huge swaths of votes [in the elections].

The first joke I got on the air I remember clearly. Dennis McNicholas and Robert Carlock wrote a sketch where they were evacuating the Titanic, and the last two guys on the entire ship were the two black guys, Samuel L. Jackson and Tracy Morgan. So Will Ferrell was running back and forth, saying, "All first-class passengers get in the lifeboat. All second-class passengers and third-class passengers get in the lifeboat. Let's get all the animals in the lifeboat. Let's put all the empty luggage in the lifeboat."

I am not on Facebook. I'm not on Instagram. I only use Twitter, which I wish I didn't.

One of the worst things you could do in that world is curse at someone.

You can't just sit around in leopard-print slippers and drink champagne all day and think everything's gonna work out somehow.

People do things with terrible motivations and those motivations are selfish and self-interested and financially driven.