Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.

I diet between meals.

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

Life is lived in real places, and I shoot in real places.

The truth of the matter is that muggers are very interesting people.

An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.

If you want art, don't mess about with movies. Buy a Picasso.