Our religion is made to eradicate vices, instead it encourages them, covers them, and nurtures them.
Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.
When a Roman was returning from a trip, he used to send someone ahead to let his wife know, so as not to surprise her in the act.
Men are nothing until they are excited.
Unless a man feels he has a good enough memory, he should never venture to lie.
Shame on all eloquence which leaves us with a taste for itself and not for its substance.