little life lesson 23: before making a snide comment about someone else's outfit, check to see if you're wearing knee boots with fringe. if you answer yes, drop it. just do.

favor de dejar un especimim em este copa para el doctor what? she told you to pee in a cup, i think that means get lost

I didn't mean to interupt you if you were looking for your friends Miss--' 'Callihan,' but you can call my Jasmine. Or Jas.' Or Snookums. Honeybunch. Hotsie Totsie Cowgirl. My Little-- 'It's nice to meet you Jasmine, I'm Jack.

Little Life Lesson 51: When selecting a member of a group to put on the Endangered Species List, it’s probably best not to pick the least popular person, because there is always a chance everyone will shrug and be like, "Um, okay. Hey, anyone want pizza?" and leave.

I think it shows that sometimes for one person to keep breathing, something else has to stop." (hardcover page 37)

that arctic blast you're feeling? it's the chill coming off my cold shoulder

Popularity can be a real headache.