that arctic blast you're feeling? it's the chill coming off my cold shoulder

that was the plan? part of it, you don't wan tot know the rest. i believe the word 'these dog colllars would make excellent restraints' were involved. it was a brilliant idea. and we only got really cute well-made collars. this is my favorite. we had the tag engraved to say BUBBA.

Little Life Lesson 51: When selecting a member of a group to put on the Endangered Species List, it’s probably best not to pick the least popular person, because there is always a chance everyone will shrug and be like, "Um, okay. Hey, anyone want pizza?" and leave.

You can only run away from a house. Home is something you run toward.

I think it shows that sometimes for one person to keep breathing, something else has to stop." (hardcover page 37)

Popularity can be a real headache.

...Go live ITM." ITM?" In the Mo," Beth elaborated.