favor de dejar un especimim em este copa para el doctor what? she told you to pee in a cup, i think that means get lost

For some reason my father saw no problem with us pplaying "barbie and ken go to hawaii to save their marriage by picking up another couple for sexy good times," but if barbie and ken had gone to hawaii to "rescue another couple from a crazed kidnapper," that would have been wrong.

Don't let them make you doubt yourself. All the greatest visionaries in history have been told they were insane at some point.

Popularity can be a real headache.

little life lesson 23: before making a snide comment about someone else's outfit, check to see if you're wearing knee boots with fringe. if you answer yes, drop it. just do.

talking to yourself again, jas? yes, it beats talking to you. oh, time machine back to first grade much? only to visit your brain.

I think it shows that sometimes for one person to keep breathing, something else has to stop." (hardcover page 37)