On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal... but forget so many important parts of me?

I happen to be a three-time former WWF Champion and a hardcore legend, and I never had my own dressing room.

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment. Not only that, but there's no guarantee that you will enjoy it, or that it will have a happy ending. Kind of like going out with a girl, having to spend time every day with her - with absolutely no guarantee of nailing her in the end. No thanks.

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion

If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment.