Mick Foley Quotes

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment.

I happen to be a three-time former WWF Champion and a hardcore legend, and I never had my own dressing room.

On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal... but forget so many important parts of me?

If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.

Yeah, that's a good point.

Look! I can't even wear glasses because my ear is missing. I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore!

Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler.

I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.

I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough.

This is for all the little Stingers

Shut your role and know your mouth.

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment. Not only that, but there's no guarantee that you will enjoy it, or that it will have a happy ending. Kind of like going out with a girl, having to spend time every day with her - with absolutely no guarantee of nailing her in the end. No thanks.

We believe that our RAW team will, basically, exploit Shane's McMahon lack of regular wrestling.

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

Shane McMahon had that tremendous match at WrestleMania with the Undertaker. He's fearless.

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion