A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment. Not only that, but there's no guarantee that you will enjoy it, or that it will have a happy ending. Kind of like going out with a girl, having to spend time every day with her - with absolutely no guarantee of nailing her in the end. No thanks.

I happen to be a three-time former WWF Champion and a hardcore legend, and I never had my own dressing room.

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

Look! I can't even wear glasses because my ear is missing. I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore!

This is for all the little Stingers