A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment. Not only that, but there's no guarantee that you will enjoy it, or that it will have a happy ending. Kind of like going out with a girl, having to spend time every day with her - with absolutely no guarantee of nailing her in the end. No thanks.

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.

On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal... but forget so many important parts of me?

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion

Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler.