Two bats were hanging up in a cave and one said to the other, 'When I'm older, I hope I don't become incontinent'.

I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.

A winkle is just a bogey with a crash helmet on.

I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.

Two bats were hanging up in a cave and one said to the other, 'When I'm older, I hope I don't become incontinent'.