If I had played my career hitting singles like Pete (Rose), I'd wear a dress.
If I were playing today I'd do what Joe DiMaggio said. I'd go knock on the door at Yankee Stadium and when George Steinbrenner answered I'd say, 'Howdy, pardner.'
Hitting the ball was easy. Running around the bases was the tough part.
Don't do as I did. I'm living proof of how not to live.
Of course, I didn't tell you about all the times I said I was going to hit one and it didn't happen.
I hated to bat against Drysdale. After he hit you he'd come around, look at the bruise on your arm and say, 'Do you want me to sign it?'