I never got to see the '27 Yankees. Everyone says that was the greatest team ever. But I think it would've been a great series if we'd have had the chance to play them.

Don't do as I did. I'm living proof of how not to live.

Before you go, would you sign that case of balls for me?

I thought I raised a ballplayer. You're nothing but a coward and a quitter.

Stay away from drugs and alcohol. Listen to your moms and dads. In this great country of ours you do whatever you set your mind to. Make us proud of you.

You might as well go in and start getting dressed. I'm going to hit his first pitch for a home run.

I guess you could say I'm what this country is all about.