Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac.
No one likes my books except the public.
Now I'm not an author, I'm a writer, that's all I am.
The first page sells this book. The last page sells your next book.
I try to stay in good physical shape, I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Oh yeah, I was one of the first guys writing comic books, I wrote Captain America, with guys like Stan Lee, who became famous later on with Marvel Comics.