Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you.
If I need something, I'll invent it.
Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac.
I played in a movie called Ring of Fear with Clyde Beatty and Pat O'Brien.
Critics themselves, they used to tear me up.
I'm 82 years old, wherever I go everybody knows me, but here's why... I'm a merchandiser, I'm not just a writer, I stay in every avenue you can think of.