If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!
Money: in its absence, we are coarse; in its presence, we are vulgar.
The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.
My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.
What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.
There are now electrical appliances with the main unit so sealed in that it cannot be got at for repair. There have always been human beings like that.