The know-nothings are, unfortunately, seldom the do-nothings.

Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money.

We welcome passion, for the mind is briefly let off duty.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

Every day of our lives we are on the verge of making those slight changes that would make all the difference.

A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough.

Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.